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During a marriage counseling session, a couple confesses to an intrigued therapist how they stay so HAPPY and deal with their disagreements. They begin with ONE of several stories… “Yes, we’ll share our secret with you!” The wife commences in unraveling her tale, careful not to spare any details. “It was fall time and the weather was starting to get cold outside.” “He (points to her husband), wanted to play paintball with the girls inside the house while I was away grocery shopping. They were both home from College for the Holidays and thought the mischief would be fun.” The husband interjects “Umm, harmless really? I-I…” The wife interrupts him abruptly, “You, were reckless and a vase was broken during your ‘battle’. I hope it was worth destroying a priceless family heirloom!” “Unlikely, it’s worth THAT much.” The husband scoffs at the notion it was his fault when it was his eldest daughter who fired the ‘kill shot’ and took out that wretched eyesore of a vase.